“Which kind of chapstick do you like?”
“You know.”
“Actually, I don’t.”
“I told you earlier.”
“Cherry?”
“….”
“You liked vanilla yesterday.”
“Yeah…”
“‘Yeah’ what? Seriously, please tell me. Quick.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m standing in the aisle with all the pregnancy tests and I don’t want to be here much longer!”
Archive for June, 2009
28 Jun
Chapstick and Pregnancy Tests
25 Jun
These are so creepy and weird, I had to share them with you.
These are the weirdest celebrity photoshopping in almost ever:
link: Freaking News
24 Jun
Hobo names you might like to consider for your future children.
Straight from The Best American Nonrequired Reading, 2006, are 700 names of real hobos from all across america. I shall share my favorites with you:
16. Sistery Brothery Nabob
22. Floyd Dangle
25. Normal-faced Olaf
39. Balloonpopper Chillingsworth
43. Foreign Thomas, the Strangetalker
54. Gila Monster, Jr.
56. “X” the Anonymous Man or Woman
58. Reynaldo Reynaldoson, Who Will One Day Kill His [...]
24 Jun
These are actual words but they sound like something I’d make up…
Spendy – adj. Expensive, costly
Clueful – adj. Knowledgeable and well-informed.
Greige – adj. A color between grey and beige.
15 Jun
I tumble now!
So my sisterand I decided to do a blog together! It’s all about redefinitions and new words. It’s all awesomeness.
Destinesia
N. When you go to a room to get or do something but you forget what once you get there.
>>> REDEFINITIONS
1 Jun
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
You definitely need to read this book. It’s brilliant. Here are some of my favorite quotes:
“Indeed, the ony truly serious questions are the ones that even a child can formulate. Only the most naive of questions are truly serious. They are the questions qith no answers. A question with no answer is a barrier that [...]
