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24 Jun

Hobo names you might like to consider for your future children.

Posted by haleyfaye in Lists, Things that are probably unecessary but you migt enjoy.. Tagged: , , , , .

Straight from The Best American Nonrequired Reading, 2006, are 700 names of real hobos from all across america. I shall share my favorites with you:

16. Sistery Brothery Nabob
22. Floyd Dangle
25. Normal-faced Olaf
39. Balloonpopper Chillingsworth
43. Foreign Thomas, the Strangetalker
54. Gila Monster, Jr.
56. “X” the Anonymous Man or Woman
58. Reynaldo Reynaldoson, Who Will One Day Kill His Father
63. Lil’ Jonny Songbird, the Song-bird Eater
68. Beef-or-chicken Bob Nubbins
71. Canadian Football Pete
72. Meep Meep, the Italian Tailor
74. Maria the Pumpkin-Patch Crooner
78. Prostate Davy
83. The Unanswered Question of Timothy
85. Guesstimate Jones
88. Sir Roundbelly DeDelight
89. Newton Fig
96. Von Skump
99. Freak Le Freak, the Freakster
104. Persuasive Frederick
105. Celestial Stubbs
126. Drink drunk Thom, the Drunk
153. Slo-Mo Deuteronomy
166. Dora the Explorer
187. Gyppo Moot, the Enigma Machine
191. Lonely Heiny Alan Meister
211. Fatman and the Creature (note: there was no creature)
224. Manny Stillwaggon, the Man with the Handlebar Eyebrows
258. Albuterol Inhaler Preston McWeak
317. Sssssssssssssssss, The Hisser
322. Gluttonous-Slim
396. Not-Only-But-Also Pete
450. my-e-hobo.com
485. Both Dakotas Dave
487. Transistorized Maximillian, the Hobo Cyborg
489. Pantless, Sockless, Shoeless, Buster Bareass
495. The Goose
496. Not the Goose
510. Bum-Hating Virgil Hate-Bum
513: Most Agree: It’s Kilpatrick
562. Paste-Smeller Luke
605. Amen to Polly Fud
632.  His Excellency Nooney Sockjelly
663. Uranus John, the Star-Traveler
678. Sanitized-for-Your-Protection Eddie Summers
700. Trainwhistle Ernie Roosevelt, the President’s Long-Lost Brother.

3 Responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Deanna on June 24, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    HAHA. That’s awesome! I love these:

    63. Lil’ Jonny Songbird, the Song-bird Eater (Aside from the grossness of eating song-birds, I think Johnny Songbird is a really cute name!)
    83. The Unanswered Question of Timothy
    396. Not-Only-But-Also Pete
    485. Both Dakotas Dave
    489. Pantless, Sockless, Shoeless, Buster Bareass
    495. The Goose
    496. Not the Goose
    513: Most Agree: It’s Kilpatrick

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    • Posted by haleyfaye on June 25, 2009 at 9:42 am

      For sure. Out of the ones you picked, I’d probably be 485, 396, 83, or Jonny Songbird. =]

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  2. Posted by hoboduke on July 27, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    My favorite hobo names are; Virgil, and Barney Frank.

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