Chapstick and Pregnancy Tests

“Which kind of chapstick do you like?”
“You know.”
“Actually, I don’t.”
“I told you earlier.”
“Cherry?”
“….”
“You liked vanilla yesterday.”
“Yeah…”
“‘Yeah’ what? Seriously, please tell me. Quick.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m standing in the aisle with all the pregnancy tests and I don’t want to be here much longer!”