You know that favorite pen of yours? Or maybe it’s a really nice mechanical pencil. You use it all the time and, even though you know better, you like to think it magically improves your handwriting.
But one day, you can’t find it. You settle for other writing utensils, maybe consider buying a new one of [...]
Posts Tagged ‘funny’
22 Jan
One of the most awkward things in the world…
19 Sep
Second-Hand Fail.
I have a picture of one of my friends “smoking” a candle up on my Facebook. The caption reads: “Smoking fail.”
His response?: ”Which means Haley has been poisoned with second-hand fail.”
Thing to smile about #12: Laughing so hard your sides hurt. You’ve all had those times. You know it.
=D
9 Sep
The Truth About Middle School No One Will Admit Until They’re Past It.
Possibly the most amusing thing I’ve said recently:
“Yeah, eighth grade was weird for everybody because we were all ‘BlEhAH! Puberty!’”
Thing to smile about (at least for me) #8: Being happy I was only in middle school publicly for one year. And being able to laugh about it and myself of back then.
6 Sep
Yay For Typos and a Lack of Commas.
(Over Twitter)
D: ”A coworker is walking around the office with a Bob Marley dreads hat and a shirt with Jesus holding a dinosaur and Elvis with some KFC.”
Me: “Wait, is your coworker or Jesus holding Elvis? And is your coworker, Elvis, or Jesus holding the KFC?”
Me: “Wait, your coworker is walking around with JESUS AND ELVIS?!”
B: [...]
