Posts Tagged ‘twitter’

Things that really aren’t necessary

Shirts with miscellaneous slogans. I saw one Friday that said “I <3 My money.”   Do you, sir?  Who the eff doesn’t? It really isn’t necessary.
Obnoxiousity and attitude problems.
Using Twitter only to obsess over the Jonas Brothers or some other adolescent fad.
Complaining about the fact that you have to go to school in general. It’s free [...]

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Yay For Typos and a Lack of Commas.

(Over Twitter)
 
D: ”A coworker is walking around the office with a Bob Marley dreads hat and a shirt with Jesus holding a dinosaur and Elvis with some KFC.”
Me: “Wait, is your coworker or Jesus holding Elvis? And is your coworker, Elvis, or Jesus holding the KFC?”
Me: “Wait, your coworker is walking around with JESUS AND ELVIS?!”
B: [...]

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Twitter Deprived.

     Because I am not allowed to use my phone during school, I’ve been extremely Twitter deprived. And I came up with a solution, however, I feel pathetic for admitting this. 
     I labeled a page in my notebook “tweets,” and I wrote what I would tweet, had I access to my phone.  I don’t want [...]

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