You know what’s always weird about school this time of year? Signing yearbooks.
There’s several types of yearbook signers:
- Those who take up a whole page with giant, bubbly handwriting. These people probably don’t really care what they’re writing to you; they just want to make themselves feel important.
- Those who take up a whole page with an actual, heart-felt letter. These people are probably some of your best friends. The letter is either sentimental and will make you cry and sad to graduate or it’s hilarious and will make you laugh until you cry and possibly pee your pants.
- Then there’s the complete opposite: The people who write “HAGS” and their name, if not their initials. Or they only sign their name/initials. (Warning: if I sign your yearbook like this, I probably sort of hate you.)
- There are those people who have one signature message that they write in everyone’s yearboook. This message probably goes something like this: “Hey! This year was so much fun with you! I hope you have an awesome Summer! We should totally hang out! Stay cool!” Blah blah blah.
- Those people who, similarly, write the same thing in everyone’s yearbook but it’s only an uncomfortable little rhyme that they think is clever. Example: “Some sign in front, some sign in back, but look at me, I signed your crack!” (…..Yeah. I’ve had that one before…..)
- There are those who write something just to write something. “Hey. Hi, hello, howdy, hola…. H is a fun letter.” (This is an actual entry in my own yearbook.)
- Those who read all the other entries in some one’s yearbook and secretly try to top them all with the ultimate yearbook message.
- And then there are those acquaintences who mention only a couple inside jokes: “Remember when you hit your head on a broom stick and got that bruise on your head for Homecoming? Sooo funny! See you next year!” (Also an actual entry in my yearbook.) (I never did that.)
I’m pretty sure I’ve experienced all the above sorts of yearbook signers by now. But, you know what? I have one more year left and I hope that next year I’ll be able to read some messages in the back of my book and not think “I wonder if they actually meant it.”
There’s also a couple different MOs when it comes to people letting you sign their yearbook:
- Those who reserve three pages – each page for a different “bestie” to take up the entire space of.
- Those who won’t let anyone at all sign it until their BEST FRIEND signs it first.
- Those who secretly compete with everyone else to get the most signatures in their yearbook, regardless of whether they are actually friends or not and secretly check out everyone else’s yearbooks.
- Those people who are too cool for you to sign their yearbooks and lend it out to their exclusive groupies and whenever you ask if you could sign their yearbook always say that one of their cronies has it.
- Those people who tell you that they didn’t get one because they don’t want you to want to sign it.
- Those who really don’t take it that seriously but might appreciate the nostalgia and lets anyone who really wants to sign their yearbook. I am this person.