(Over Twitter)
D: “A coworker is walking around the office with a Bob Marley dreads hat and a shirt with Jesus holding a dinosaur and Elvis with some KFC.”
Me: “Wait, is your coworker or Jesus holding Elvis? And is your coworker, Elvis, or Jesus holding the KFC?”
Me: “Wait, your coworker is walking around with JESUS AND ELVIS?!”
B: ” i knew elvis wasn’t dead!”
Me: “Why would he be holding a dinosaur while he’s walking around with Jesus, anyway?”
Me: ” How does he hold dinosaur, Elvis, AND KFC? ”
D: “Before receive more weird tweets, I should clarify that pictures of Jesus and Elvis were printed on my coworker’s shirt.”
D: “I only wish my coworker was hanging out with Elvis and Jesus.”
B: “but ……. Elvis isint dead right? :-P”
D: “ELVIS IS DEAD?! …Then who did I see at the wedding I went to in Vegas last week?”
Me: “That was John Lennon.”
B: “no, elvis never died. He’s hanging out with the little green dudes in area 51”
Me: “Gosh, do you think Jesus listens to Elvis? Are Jews allowed to eat chicken?”
D: “Are you kidding? Didn’t you know he’s the headlining entertainment for the Marriage Feast? ;)”
B: “wait a minute ….. You went to vegas??”
Thing to be happy about #6: This conversation.
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